Vaginas

… I think God tucked them away between women’s legs for a reason:

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  1. If I ever hear my wife’s vagina “roar”, we are getting to the ER as quickly as possible….what ever happened to the notion of keeping our private areas private?

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  2. Posted by fuzziewuzziebear on January 25, 2017 at 1:48 am

    If I had to explain this to a pre-pubescent kid, I would be at a complete loss.

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    • putting their privates into public is the worst aspect of “pussy rioters”: they all need locked up with jihadis. the degradation of our culture is complete until we slap all these b1tches back into submission.

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  3. Posted by Julian O'Dea on January 26, 2017 at 1:15 pm

    As someone correctly pointed out, what these idiotic women are actually dressed as are vulvas or vulval regions.

    The women’s heads are poking out of the vaginas.

    Bluntly, the vulva is the slit, the vagina is the hole.

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  4. I’ve never thought the “pink bits” were the most attractive areas of anyone’s body.

    But I went to Intro to Fem. Someone did her final project by making a snuggly bean bean bag/sleeping bag combo shaped like a giant vulva. She entitled it “the return to the womb”, so they’re not shocking me.

    More yawning.

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    • Posted by Julian O'Dea on January 26, 2017 at 3:09 pm

      Genitals do tend to be a bit aesthetically challenged. Men’s really only look their best when they are erect. And women’s really look nicest mostly tucked away.

      The women in that photo look like they are dressed as walking canteloupes or watermelons.

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    • I can only imagine Mom’s delighted reaction upon seeing that. “Don’t even think of going back in there…..I carried you for nine months and have enough stretch marks and back pain already…”

      Well, at least that’s the printable version. :^)

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  5. Posted by Glengarry on January 26, 2017 at 5:28 pm

    Ridiculous old bags.

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  6. Posted by Glengarry on January 26, 2017 at 5:30 pm

    OT: A question to you aussies: I’m considering visiting the Gold Coast and environs for a vacation. Anything to consider beforehand? Will I be found a sad, bloated, gnawed corpse stung by box jellies and giant spiders and masticated by saltwater crocs? Any extra nice spots to visit? Any personal experience with when to go, etc?

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    • Posted by Glengarry on January 26, 2017 at 5:31 pm

      Thanks in advance for any input.

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      • Posted by Julian O'Dea on January 26, 2017 at 5:40 pm

        My wife and I actually had our honeymoon on the Gold Coast. It is really not that far north, and I am pretty sure there are no dangerous jellyfish in that area. Shark attacks are very rare in reality. I don’t think crocs come that far south either.

        The Gold Coast (Surfers Paradise in particular) is a traditional honeymoon destination for Australians. Or it used to be. We wouldn’t have gone there except that we won a contest for a free timeshare apartment.

        There are casinos there. And good beaches. It is also famous for its meter maids. These girls were photographed in about 1970. But the meter maids were still there when we were on our honeymoon in 1986. They gave me some early practice in keeping my eyes on my wife and not other women.

        mma

      • Posted by Glengarry on January 27, 2017 at 10:09 am

        Hahaha, sold.

  7. Posted by Jim on January 28, 2017 at 7:43 am

    A lot bitches over here have lost their damned minds. The freaks.

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    • Posted by Julian O'Dea on January 28, 2017 at 9:49 am

      They are confirming a lot of negative stereotypes.

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      • True.
        And wasn’t this the same group of angry old hens who said that they “don’t want to be seen as sex objects”?
        This makes me glad that I never married or fathered children with one of these dimwits — and the really ironic thing is, that I have to thank the women I knew when I was young, for my remaining a bachelor.
        When they’re asked how much more foolish and stupid they could possibly act, they shouldn’t regard it as a challenge.

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