Reading a woman’s magazine can be like being the only man in a roomful of women all gabbing away. After a while, they may forget you are there and you may hear the most interesting things.
I once read in a women’s magazine something like “we [meaning women] all feel that we missed out a bit because we were born female”. I think there is something in this. Deep down, women do feel that they are only the Daughters of Eve, not the Sons of Adam. I thought this when I read Matt Forney’s latest contribution.
I particularly liked this remark, which accords with my own experience and suspicions: “As a friend of mine put it, all girls crave spankings; it’s their way of making up for Eve’s sin.”
Matt was also generous enough to credit me with this invention: the ‘broken windows’ theory of dealing with a wife.
Contemporary women are like so many little bobbing balloons filled with gaseous self-esteem. All they really need is a prick.
[LATER: I was interested by Matt’s application of the “broken windows” principle in the opposite direction. I certainly agree that gradually introducing a woman to what you really ultimately want is good psychology. However I don’t approve of his example. Anal sex. Yes, anally penetrating a woman is very enjoyable, but as a good Catholic boy I am not willing to go to Hell for the pleasure. Such matters are much on my mind lately, since I am reading Sade’s Juliette.]