Penis Envy Hall of Fame

Miley Cyrus straddles two sausages:

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(h/t commenter BF)

Raising a phallic finger:

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And I suppose there is always the tongue, which is sort of like a penis:

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How about the microphone, between the legs?

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Could Western women and their role models become more ridiculous?

My previous post on penis envy.

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3 responses to this post.

  1. Unlike the Rihanna example in your previous post, I don’t beleive “she is just trying to be sexy and attract high SMV men” can be used as a convincing argument. Miley behaves in a way that makes me wonder if she’s intentionally trying to scare off men. It scared off her quite handsome fiance, Liam Hemsworth.

    Could Western women and their role models become more ridiculous?

    The good news is, I don’t think anyone (well, anyone sane) considers her a role model – at least not anymore. Parents groups are petitioning concert promoters to shut her tour down. Her line of clothes and toy dolls are no longer carried in stores.

    I beleive Miley’s decline from popularity (as a children’s entertainer/idol) began at least two years ago. Around that time I scored a large lot (5 boxes) of new Hannah Montana Barbie dolls on Ebay for around 15 dollars. I gave them to my niece as a nursery school/Pre-K graduation present. Fortunately my niece didn’t know who Miley was (and couldn’t read the box), so she just assumed they were standard Barbie dolls.

    My niece likes to cut her dolls hair; last summer my brother-in-law instagramed a cute photo of a Miley Cyrus doll strewn on the playroom floor, naked with short messy hair (Barbie dolls, why do they always end up naked?) She was just being Miley :)

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  2. Posted by cecil on February 23, 2014 at 5:48 pm

    Cyrus is so one dimensional and hackneyed as to be cringeworthy.

    She hopes to shock, but’s she reached saturation so long ago its just embarassing and laughable.

    I have to laugh at the stupidity. No real sexuality here either– a real sexuality wouldn;t need this attention for itself.

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  3. Posted by T Rex on March 29, 2014 at 8:54 am

    Its not penis envy, its penis lust. Penis envy is what men have for other men (who they think have bigger, better penii). That’s at the heart of the white man vs black man thing here in the States and why some white men say they would never date a woman if she has previously dated a black man.

    Don’t pay celebrities any mind. They do whatever their handlers tell them to do so they can stay employed in Hollywood.

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